I'm going to start by saying I don't know shit about fashion. I'm all about comfort. I feel my best in a pair of jeans, a t shirt, and a baseball hat. I've been this way for as long as I can remember. When I am home, if I am not enjoying the freedom of No Pants Sunday, I am usually wearing a pair of basketball shorts, or sweatpants, a hat, and my slippers.
Personally I believe the hat is the most important accessory a man can own. I have quite a few hats in many different styles. My all time favorite style of hat is the 59/50 by New Era. In my fashion opinion regarding hats it is a necessity to remove all tags and stickers. You look foolish with stickers all over your hat. I think it is important to match the hat with your shirt. It makes you look more put together.
Fellas, Adidas or Nike sweatpants in public is a dangerous move. Girls will be looking to see if they can see a "print." If you are not well endowed, I suggest staying away from these kind of pants in a public setting. A girl knows withing the first 32 seconds of meeting you whether or not she would like to sleep with you. Don't make her decision easier. Accent your best qualities. Regardless of what kind of pants you wear the main rule is...MEN SHOULD NOT WEAR SKINNY JEANS.
Skinny jeans are the worst thing to happen to men's fashion since Seinfeld rocked the puffy shirt and parachute pants.You should not be able to share a pair of jeans with your girlfriend. How is that even comfortable? You need to let your penis and boys breath. I realize that because of pop culture men are now prettier than they have ever been. What is wrong with a man looking like a man? If you take more time getting ready for a night out than your girl, don't be surprised when she wises up and leaves your ass for a man.
Although I love wearing jeans and t shirt, it is important to clean up nicely. Every man should have a suit or two for special occasions. Formal wear brings out a confidence you don't get with your everyday attire. Straighten up your facial hair, get someone to trim your neck, throw on a watch, and approach any formal event with the confidence of a man.
Now let me get into what I think about women's fashion. Girls, for the most part you do it right. White pants, yoga pants/shorts are my weakness. It is so sexy, but it is not for everyone. Also, nothing is sexy about a girl that wears yoga pants every day of the week. Men notice when you take the time to get ready. Some may be too shy to say anything, but we really do appreciate it.
What I noticed this summer about women's fashion that really bothered me was the 1970's Farrah Fawcett shorts, riding all the way up to your belly button, showing off that camel toe. Please lose this look by next summer ladies. Its not flattering. Stick to what works; sundresses, white pants, or some short shorts with some cowboy boots. That last one may be the country boy in me coming out.
I also believe that girls sometimes do too much. A natural beauty is sexy. Don't be misleading to us guys. We are already dumb enough. Don't deceive us with the massive amounts of makeup, and padded bras. No one wants to wake up to a completely different person than the one they went to bed with. You shouldn't leave another face on our pillows.
The bras are also deceiving to us. If it gets to the point of us actually getting to see the goods, we shouldn't be wondering where all the boobs went. Guys don't stuff socks in our underwear, unless its a bad 80's movie, don't fool us with your extra cup size inserts in your bra.
When it comes down to it, everyone has their own style, and that is all right. These are just some of my opinions. I believe anyone can be sexy with the right amount of confidence. Do what makes you happy...as long as it doesn't include stickers on hats, and Farrah Fawcett jeans. Guys, if you want to wear your pants that shows off your goods (or lack thereof) do it. Girls, well the majority of you, keep doing what you are doing. It is appreciated. I'm just sad we have to wait until the spring time to see you in those white pants again.
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